A collection of my thoughts.
Anonymous: wow really? it's beautiful

you think so? i don’t get compliments like that very often so thank you

Anonymous: Is that your natural hair colour?


So Laura and Todd asked me to and here I am.

i wanted to take a selfie but then i remembered my face is how it is and i changed my mind lol






this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website


Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
fuck u

is it bad that i do this

i do too oops

"i just need a person" or "i just used a person"
i feel like the original way you read it says a lot about you
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.



straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

This is a nice combination of hasty generalizations of both men and women combined with a dash of sexism and superiority complexes.

(via ughsocialjustice)